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I got bit by a dog at work this week. It was waking up from anesthesia and chomped down on my hand. What a fucking bitch. It hurt REAL bad. It still hurts REAL bad. My hand looks obese.
I just told my 2 year old niece that she had a booger hanging out, so she started furiously trying to stretch her tongue out and into her nose. I love it.
If I get bit by another fucking cat….I am going to turn into a cat at the next full moon.
